Today my shuffling zombies of doom, I bid you contemplate bear on a trampoline!<\/p>\n<\/iframe>\n<p>When you are finished doing that, consider the fact that thousands of tons of fat are, at this very moment, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aolnews.com\/world\/article\/workers-clear-1000-tons-of-fat-from-london-sewer-under-leicester-square\/19554247\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">tunnelling under our cities <\/a>and, quite possibly, under your very house!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and <span style=\"font-size:78%\"><a href=\"http:\/\/gkupsidedown.blogspot.com\/2010\/07\/take-that-shea-uman.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">stupid old Fr. Longenecker hss 500 followers<\/a><\/span>. But I\u2019m okay with that and am <em>not<\/em> plotting against him in any way. 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