{"id":3122,"date":"2010-07-14T08:52:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-14T08:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2010\/07\/you-cant-beat-the-amateur-president-for-humor\/"},"modified":"2014-12-31T15:25:22","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T22:25:22","slug":"you-cant-beat-the-amateur-president-for-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2010\/07\/you-cant-beat-the-amateur-president-for-humor.html","title":{"rendered":"You Can’t Beat the Amateur President for Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

You wanna know what\u2019s wrong with Al Quaida? I\u2019ll tell you what\u2019s wrong with Al Quaida: It\u2019s racist<\/a>!<\/p>\n

See: that\u2019s the nature of sin. When you are willing to commit mass murder, it can lead to other more serious sins, such as kidnapping, theft, racism\u2013even cheating at cards, fibbing and undertipping.<\/p>\n

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You wanna know what\u2019s wrong with Al Quaida? I\u2019ll tell you what\u2019s wrong with Al Quaida: It\u2019s racist! See: that\u2019s the nature of sin. When you are willing to commit mass murder, it can lead to other more serious sins, such as kidnapping, theft, racism\u2013even cheating at cards, fibbing and undertipping.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\nYou Can't Beat the Amateur President for Humor<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"You wanna know what's wrong with Al Quaida? I'll tell you what's wrong with Al Quaida: It's racist!See: that's the nature of sin. 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