{"id":32637,"date":"2012-01-30T00:03:35","date_gmt":"2012-01-30T07:03:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/?p=32637"},"modified":"2014-12-30T19:10:40","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T02:10:40","slug":"the-reason-seattleites-are-exiled","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2012\/01\/the-reason-seattleites-are-exiled.html","title":{"rendered":"The reason Seattleites are exiled&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026.to the extreme upper left hand corner of the map is because it\u2019s safest to isolate such terrible drivers from the rest of the US.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bing.com\/videos\/watch\/video\/drivers-struggle-with-two-inches-of-snow\/1jrx29mko\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Here, for instance, is an all-too-typical spectacle as some Seattle drivers are rendered utterly helpless by two inches of snow.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Be gentle with us, America.  We atone for our ineptitude behind the wheel with pure Northwest niceness.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026.to the extreme upper left hand corner of the map is because it\u2019s safest to isolate such terrible drivers from the rest of the US. Here, for instance, is an all-too-typical spectacle as some Seattle drivers are rendered utterly helpless by two inches of snow. Be gentle with us, America. 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