{"id":33324,"date":"2012-02-17T11:34:45","date_gmt":"2012-02-17T18:34:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/?p=33324"},"modified":"2014-12-30T19:08:24","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T02:08:24","slug":"wheres-patton-when-you-need-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2012\/02\/wheres-patton-when-you-need-him.html","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s Patton When You Need Him?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>I am not making this up:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/is.gd\/UHC9Vq\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Soldiers don fake belly, breasts to better understand pregnant troops\u2019 exercise concerns<\/a><\/p>\n<p>One of our troops sent me that.  He was\u2026 not pleased by this dumb piece of lefty sensitivity awareness raising being jammed down the throats of helpless soldiers.<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s the thing about our Ruling Class: they treat our troops as slaves and experimental rats while they play around with their social theorizing and experiments in exporting hedonist crony capitalism to the outliers of the Empire by forcing them into umpteen repeat tours of duty while paying them crap wages.  Then, they dump their remains in land fills and leave a million of them high and dry and without work when they come home.  That kind of abuse and exploitation can only last so long before something snaps.  Push our troops far enough long enough, and the day could well come when they might decide they would just as soon be the Ruling Class themselves rather than put up with the idiots in DC who shove them around like concrete.  After all, our Ruling Class have only damp, pink hands and soft gelatinous bodies which have never worked or held a gun.  Our troops actually own the guns.  It\u2019s a wonder that their sense of duty and honor has prevented mutiny before now.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am not making this up: Soldiers don fake belly, breasts to better understand pregnant troops\u2019 exercise concerns One of our troops sent me that. He was\u2026 not pleased by this dumb piece of lefty sensitivity awareness raising being jammed down the throats of helpless soldiers. That\u2019s the thing about our Ruling Class: they treat [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Where&#039;s Patton When You Need Him?<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"I am not making this up: Soldiers don fake belly, breasts to better understand pregnant troops&#039; exercise concerns One of our troops sent me that. 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