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<\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Rudy Guiliani never quite got traction with this strategy, but this year both our God King and our GOP front runners have all figured out that the combination of \u201cUSA NUMBER 1!\u201d bellicosity against Scary Foreigners, combined with \u201cGet your free contraceptive and abortifacient candy right here\u201d hedonism at home is hugely popular with the voters.<\/p>\n<p>Obama has only sweetened the deal for his own base by also making the latter part of the platform a chance to land some punches on the Catholic Church, which is a feature, not a bug, for Lefties.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rudy Guiliani never quite got traction with this strategy, but this year both our God King and our GOP front runners have all figured out that the combination of \u201cUSA NUMBER 1!\u201d bellicosity against Scary Foreigners, combined with \u201cGet your free contraceptive and abortifacient candy right here\u201d hedonism at home is 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