{"id":33632,"date":"2012-03-02T00:42:44","date_gmt":"2012-03-02T07:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/?p=33632"},"modified":"2014-12-30T19:02:15","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T02:02:15","slug":"excellent-news-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2012\/03\/excellent-news-3.html","title":{"rendered":"Excellent News!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

I have now risen to third place while the usurping Jen Fulweiler is second to last!<\/a> Excellent work my toadies and cravens! I shall have the slaves pick the maggots from your bread before serving it tonight!<\/p>\n

However, we still have far to go. According to my Justice and Truth Vote Weighting System, Fr. Z is falling further and further behind me. Weighting his riff raff voters as the 1\/10 of a person they deserve to be reckoned as, I believe in my heart that I lead him 8% to 6%. But the convention middle class \u201cmorality\u201d of Mr. Richert\u2019s so-called \u201cfair\u201d vote seem to want nothing to do with modern electioneering statistics. So Fr. Z is still reckoned as \u201cbeing in the lead\u201d.<\/p>\n

To help rectify this wrong, I am forced to once again subject the People of Earth to savage reprisals until they learn to fear and love me as I deserve. Today, I unleash on an unsuspecting world this spectacle:<\/p>\n