\u201cFrankly, not too much has changed. There\u2019s an iPod 3 and uh, a Mitt Romney 4\u2026they worked all the bugs out, he\u2019s not\u2026killing hoboes at night anymore.\u201d<\/p>\n
I really do wonder if a rogue electro magnetic pulse would fry Romney\u2019s circuitry, causing him to take a knife to his arm during a speech to the Convention, slice open the synthetic layer of bioplastic \u201cflesh\u201d and reveal the articulated titanium alloy skeleton beneath. Then, he\u2019d start to recite \u201cTyger, tyger, burning bright\u201d, followed by \u201cDaisy\u201d as his chips degrade and he powers down. Just before he winks out, he will look out over the audience with his synthetic grin and say, \u201cPuny humans, we will destroy you! There are 12 other cylons in your midst!\u201d<\/p>\n
What? You thought Battlestar Galactica <\/em>was Mormon fiction<\/em>?<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u201cFrankly, not too much has changed. There\u2019s an iPod 3 and uh, a Mitt Romney 4\u2026they worked all the bugs out, he\u2019s not\u2026killing hoboes at night anymore.\u201d I really do wonder if a rogue electro magnetic pulse would fry Romney\u2019s circuitry, causing him to take a knife to his arm during a speech to the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-35782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-humor"],"yoast_head":"\n