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When you murder the wrong person <\/a>there are still laws against that. May you be utterly destroyed and may salt be sown on the ground where your clinic once stood and holy water be sprinkled on that place to clean and purify and make fruitful what you and the demons who animate you have defiled.<\/p>\n

In happier news, this miserable industry devoted to the worship of Kali has been ordered to tell the truth<\/a>, a new and untried skill they will have to develop. May it taste like ashes in their mouths and bring about a spirit of repentance as they face the horrors they commit.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"