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Cow Shea<\/div>\n
I was standing outside the library at school texting. I looked to my left to see a white-haired man of about 60 or 70 years, also texting. We were both wearing the same sandals, khaki shorts, and exact same blue shirt. We both laughed in the same way as we both realized what was happening, then we both got weirded out, both tried to escape into the library, both stopped so we didn\u2019t follow each other, both went in anyway, and both tried to go in opposite directions, meeting each other at the other end of the building.<\/div>\n
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      It\u2019s you from the future. He\u2019s here to warn you about the impending Texting-Zombie Apocalypse. Unfortunately he was infected before his \u201ctime-transit.\u201d Because of this he will cause the very thing he wanted to avoid. Cow, you are Patient Zero. Soon, everyone in our generation will be infected. We will all turn into shuffling, cyber-social creatures. Restricted to moaned utterings of\u00a0 \u201cLOL\u201d and, \u201cROFLSAURUSCOPTER.\u201d The end is nigh.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/form>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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