{"id":40892,"date":"2012-12-21T00:50:38","date_gmt":"2012-12-21T07:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/?p=40892"},"modified":"2014-12-30T09:45:25","modified_gmt":"2014-12-30T16:45:25","slug":"the-halflings-leaf-has-clearly-slowed-your-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2012\/12\/the-halflings-leaf-has-clearly-slowed-your-mind.html","title":{"rendered":"The Halfling’s Leaf Has Clearly Slowed Your Mind"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Dude! <\/p>\n

It turns out the Church invented an Anatolian bishop named St. Nicholas out of whole cloth, based on a Teutonic sea god. Because SHUT UP, that\u2019s why!<\/a><\/p>\n

The \u201cMiddle Ages\u201d were the Age of Reason. Now is the Age of Utter Credulity. You can say *anything* about the origins or history of Christianity and people will believe you\u2013as long as it\u2019s not the truth.<\/p>\n

Happy Mayan End of the World Day, Sophisticated Post-Moderns!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dude! It turns out the Church invented an Anatolian bishop named St. Nicholas out of whole cloth, based on a Teutonic sea god. Because SHUT UP, that\u2019s why! The \u201cMiddle Ages\u201d were the Age of Reason. Now is the Age of Utter Credulity. You can say *anything* about the origins or history of Christianity and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[331],"class_list":["post-40892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-we-live-in-the-age-of-utter-credulity"],"yoast_head":"\nThe Halfling's Leaf Has Clearly Slowed Your Mind<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Dude! It turns out the Church invented an Anatolian bishop named St. Nicholas out of whole cloth, based on a Teutonic sea god. 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