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I know exactly who is going to be elected and when. Pay no attention to the pundits, bet-taking, crystal ball gazers and the rest. I, even I, know *exactly* who and when. Exactly.<\/p>\n

Gather round children as I summon my mystic powers to foretell that which must and shall be!!!<\/p>\n

The next Pope will be the one who wins the most votes in the Conclave.<\/p>\n

He will be elected when the white smoke rises from the chimney at the Sistine Chapel.<\/p>\n

I know<\/em>! It gives even me the willies.<\/p>\n

I\u2019ve been able to do this all my life.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I know exactly who is going to be elected and when. Pay no attention to the pundits, bet-taking, crystal ball gazers and the rest. I, even I, know *exactly* who and when. Exactly. Gather round children as I summon my mystic powers to foretell that which must and shall be!!! The next Pope will be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[359],"class_list":["post-42764","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-resignation-and-conclave"],"yoast_head":"\nMy Awesome Predictions for the Conclave<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"I know exactly who is going to be elected and when. Pay no attention to the pundits, bet-taking, crystal ball gazers and the rest. 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