I\u2019m speechless.<\/p>\n
And now I\u2019m rofling.<\/p>\n
You\u2019re quite the sucker, aren\u2019t you? You\u2019re almost ASKING to be scammed out of everything you own. Have fun, sucker.<\/p>\n
***<\/p>\n
I\u2019m speechless.<\/p>\n
And now I\u2019m rofling.<\/p>\n
I thought you were trolling me!<\/p>\n
You\u2019re quite the sucker, aren\u2019t you? You\u2019re almost ASKING to be scammed out of everything you own. One of L. Ron Hubbard\u2019s most famous quotes was this: \u201cIf you really want to make a lot of money, don\u2019t start a business, start a religion!\u201d Why do you think auditing costs so much? Why do you think you\u2019re now donating all of your property to the Church of Scientology?<\/p>\n
Have fun, sucker.<\/p>\n
***<\/p>\n
AAAAWWWWW DAMMIT! He posted this on April 1st! I thought I was really making fun of someone for being a scientologist\u2026<\/p>\n
***<\/p>\n
And I posted the same damn think twice. I\u2019m ashamed! Don\u2019t look at me!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Tee, as they say, hee.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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