{"id":46564,"date":"2013-08-09T00:16:59","date_gmt":"2013-08-09T07:16:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/?p=46564"},"modified":"2014-12-29T22:17:24","modified_gmt":"2014-12-30T05:17:24","slug":"hilarious-to-watch-people-try-to-control-francis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2013\/08\/hilarious-to-watch-people-try-to-control-francis.html","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious to Watch People Try to Control Francis"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>Currently, the panic in various watering holes for the Combox Magisterium is over the question of whether or not it was \u201csacrilege\u201d for him to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.romereports.com\/palio\/pope-francis-returns-to-rome-after-wyd-2013-upon-arrival-goes-to-basilica-to-pray-to-our-lady-english-10719.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">offer to God a beach ball given him by some joyful kids at WYD<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Next topics of discussion in the Combox Magisterium:  <\/p>\n<p>The Little Drummer Boy: Should the Church crack down on musicians who dare to commit the sacrilege of offering non-polyphonic music to God Almighty?<\/p>\n<p>Our Lady\u2019s Tumblers:  Sacrilegious insult to the dignity of True True Purely Pure Reverence?<\/p>\n<p>Francis will, thank God, continue to be his simple self and continue to be oblivious to the image masseurs.  I love this guy so much.  What an unexpected gift he is to the Church.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.radiovaticana.va\/news\/2013\/08\/08\/press_release_on_new_motu_proprio\/en1-718068\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">And he\u2019s making life rough for the moneylenders in the Temple too<\/a>.  Go Pope go!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Currently, the panic in various watering holes for the Combox Magisterium is over the question of whether or not it was \u201csacrilege\u201d for him to offer to God a beach ball given him by some joyful kids at WYD. 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