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\u2026of this article<\/a>. Definitely one of those \u201cLife\u2019s Wacky Moments\u201d sort of pieces.<\/p>\n

That\u2019s because Our Vigilant Media, particularly when it comes to Police State Abuse, like to pull their punches when the victim is a Christian, and especially a Southerner.<\/p>\n

So, for instance, the headline doesn\u2019t read \u201cBrain-Damaged Car Accident Victim with Huntington\u2019s Chorea Brutally and Unnecessarily Pepper-Sprayed and Tased and Humiliated in Front of Friends and Family by Jackbooted Thug Drunk on Power\u201d, which would be a much more accurate description of what occurred (which you discover as you read the comboxes).<\/p>\n

As our Police State grows, it tends more and more to select for these sort of people to swing the truncheons and keep the subject population in line. People who, you know, get off<\/em>, on making the weak crawl. Sure they get a little out of line sometimes when they shoot 107 year old menaces to society<\/a>, or stand on the oxygen hose of a bedridden 86 year old, taser her, and brutalize her grandson for trying to protect her<\/a>. But they do the job of keeping the untermenschen in line when the limousines need a clear route from the G-8 meeting to the airport after the Ruling Class have decided our fates.<\/p>\n

The sure and certain corrolary of a return to a pagan society is the return of slavery. It\u2019s the natural state of fallen man and occurred absolutely everywhere under the gospel, after a labor of centuries, extirpated it. As Christianity recedes, it will return as surely as the sun rises.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"