{"id":49991,"date":"2014-01-07T00:38:13","date_gmt":"2014-01-07T07:38:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/?p=49991"},"modified":"2014-12-29T17:57:04","modified_gmt":"2014-12-30T00:57:04","slug":"warning-do-not-attempt-to-find-deep-meaning-in-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2014\/01\/warning-do-not-attempt-to-find-deep-meaning-in-this.html","title":{"rendered":"Warning: Do not attempt to find deep meaning in this"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Joozes and Druzes
\nthey both like their boozes.
\nBut Joozes choose boozes
\nthat make Druzes snoozy
\nand Druzes choose boozes
\nthe Joozes refuses.<\/p>\n

When Jooz schmooze with Druzes
\non joint Jew\/Druze cruises
\nThe boozes the Jooz and the Druzes
\ngive floozies are doozies.
\nSo Hoosiers reuse them
\nin oneses and twoses
\nthey go with their sweeties to stroll through the zooses
\nobserving the animals\u2013deerses and moozes\u2013
\nand heffelumps and (of course)
\ndon\u2019t forget woozels.<\/p>\n

Allow me to be the first to say how very pleased I am with myself for composing that. Very pleased indeed. Insufferably so. Probably for days. There will be no living with me. <\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Joozes and Druzes they both like their boozes. But Joozes choose boozes that make Druzes snoozy and Druzes choose boozes the Joozes refuses. When Jooz schmooze with Druzes on joint Jew\/Druze cruises The boozes the Jooz and the Druzes give floozies are doozies. So Hoosiers reuse them in oneses and twoses they go with their […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[521],"class_list":["post-49991","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-whimsy"],"yoast_head":"\nWarning: Do not attempt to find deep meaning in this<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Joozes and Druzes they both like their boozes. But Joozes choose boozes that make Druzes snoozy and Druzes choose boozes the Joozes refuses. 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