\u2026according to Iranian news agency<\/a>.<\/p>\nSheesh.\u00a0 They say it like it\u2019s a*bad* thing!\u00a0 Dude.\u00a0 Wouldn\u2019t you *want* a Formula One mechanic to service your car?\u00a0 Then what is wrong with successful interstellar travelers running the US?\u00a0 And the whole Hitler Thing?\u00a0 Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, they had snappy uniforms.\u00a0 Would it kill us to dress nicely for our new alien overlords?<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u2026according to Iranian news agency. Sheesh.\u00a0 They say it like it\u2019s a*bad* thing!\u00a0 Dude.\u00a0 Wouldn\u2019t you *want* a Formula One mechanic to service your car?\u00a0 Then what is wrong with successful interstellar travelers running the US?\u00a0 And the whole Hitler Thing?\u00a0 Say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, they had snappy uniforms.\u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[129],"class_list":["post-50210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-news-of-the-weird"],"yoast_head":"\n
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