1 in 4 Americans unaware earth orbits sun<\/a>.<\/p>\nThe great thing about being American is that we may have no idea what\u2019s going on, but we are still sure that it is our mission to tell you what to do and fix you if you don\u2019t want to do it.<\/p>\n
Here:\u00a0 have a condom, a TV, or a gun.\u00a0 That\u2019s what *our* world orbits around.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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