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A society that feels it needs an app to tell it when to go pee during the movie showing preternaturally hot and fit superheroes killing our enemies in fiery explosions (for freedom!)<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Afterward, we walk 20 yards to the car and are out of breath from the exertion.<\/div>\n

And that\u2019s why we are the greatest country in the world, foreigners. And it\u2019s why you envy us so much. Because you hate\u00a0us for our\u00a0freedom.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A society that feels it needs an app to tell it when to go pee during the movie showing preternaturally hot and fit superheroes killing our enemies in fiery explosions (for freedom!). Afterward, we walk 20 yards to the car and are out of breath from the exertion. 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