{"id":52310,"date":"2014-05-05T00:52:22","date_gmt":"2014-05-05T07:52:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/?p=52310"},"modified":"2014-12-29T00:18:44","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T07:18:44","slug":"saw-a-sweet-samsung-phone-at-radio-shack-the-other-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2014\/05\/saw-a-sweet-samsung-phone-at-radio-shack-the-other-day.html","title":{"rendered":"Saw a sweet Samsung phone at Radio Shack the other day"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>\u2026so I smashed the case and took it. They called the cops and had me arrested, saying what I did was \u201cillegal\u201d. I pointed out to these simpletons that \u201clegality\u201d and \u201cmorality\u201d are not the same thing. Everything Hitler did was \u201clegal\u201d too, you know. But the cops still hauled me off to jail. This only confirms to me that we are ruled by a regime that uses brute force to get its way and I am a Son of Liberty. Fight the Power!\u00a0IF LEGAL, THEN HITLER! IF LEGAL, THEN HITLER!<\/p>\n<p>Man! This free internet logic course I\u2019m taking is paying off in <em>spades<\/em>! I\u2019ll have my Ph.D. printed out in no time!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026so I smashed the case and took it. They called the cops and had me arrested, saying what I did was \u201cillegal\u201d. I pointed out to these simpletons that \u201clegality\u201d and \u201cmorality\u201d are not the same thing. Everything Hitler did was \u201clegal\u201d too, you know. But the cops still hauled me off to jail. 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