Vatican website <\/a>destroys forever the Jack Chick legend of the team of computer scientist super-geniuses compiling the database on all Protestants slated for execution.<\/p>\nAdded bonus: \u201cBest Viewed with Netscape Navigator\u201d icon in the footer has been removed. A harbinger of the Great Cleansing Fire that is to come. First, they came for the Netscape Navigators, but I said nothing because I was not a Netscape Navigator user. Then, they came for Internet Explorer users, but Internet Explorer crashed and they couldn\u2019t track our IPs. Then they sent out popups saying \u201cNSA recommends you update your web browser\u201d. Then the NSA got lost trying to navigate the Vatican website and was never heard from again. The weakness of God is more powerful than the might of man.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I find it consoling that one look at the Vatican website destroys forever the Jack Chick legend of the team of computer scientist super-geniuses compiling the database on all Protestants slated for execution. Added bonus: \u201cBest Viewed with Netscape Navigator\u201d icon in the footer has been removed. A harbinger of the Great Cleansing Fire that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-52404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-humor"],"yoast_head":"\n
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