{"id":52623,"date":"2014-05-20T00:08:49","date_gmt":"2014-05-20T07:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/?p=52623"},"modified":"2014-12-29T00:18:25","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T07:18:25","slug":"eye-of-the-tiber-kills-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2014\/05\/eye-of-the-tiber-kills-me.html","title":{"rendered":"Eye of the Tiber Kills Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.eyeofthetiber.com\/2014\/05\/12\/second-paul-vi-miracle-approved-after-priest-gives-homily-on-humanae-vitae\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Second Paul VI Miracle Approved After Priest Gives Homily on Humanae Vitae<\/a><\/p>\n<p>When a Catholic says, \u201cI\u2019m a thinking Catholic, and I get so sick of hearing about nothing but contraception in every homily\u201d, what he means is \u201cI go along completely with whatever TV and pop music says about sex without the slightest movement of the grey matter, and I haven\u2019t been to Mass in years.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Second Paul VI Miracle Approved After Priest Gives Homily on Humanae Vitae When a Catholic says, \u201cI\u2019m a thinking Catholic, and I get so sick of hearing about nothing but contraception in every homily\u201d, what he means is \u201cI go along completely with whatever TV and pop music says about sex without the slightest movement 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