{"id":5528,"date":"2009-09-23T11:56:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-23T11:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2009\/09\/spadework-for-the-granny-killers\/"},"modified":"2014-12-31T17:50:03","modified_gmt":"2015-01-01T00:50:03","slug":"spadework-for-the-granny-killers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2009\/09\/spadework-for-the-granny-killers.html","title":{"rendered":"Spadework for the Granny Killers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Guy demands \u201cright<\/a>\u201d to kill himself, as though ropes, sleeping pills, pistols, bridges, razor blades, and large bodies of water with riptides do not exist.<\/p>\n

Nobody\u2019s stopping you, buddy. Just don\u2019t turn your egoist crusade into a tool for offing expensive people who don\u2019t happen to share your pagan pride.<\/p>\n

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Guy demands \u201cright\u201d to kill himself, as though ropes, sleeping pills, pistols, bridges, razor blades, and large bodies of water with riptides do not exist. Nobody\u2019s stopping you, buddy. 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