{"id":6105,"date":"2009-07-28T11:31:00","date_gmt":"2009-07-28T11:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2009\/07\/someday-shell-find-it-the-rainbow-connection\/"},"modified":"2015-01-01T14:53:31","modified_gmt":"2015-01-01T21:53:31","slug":"someday-shell-find-it-the-rainbow-connection","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2009\/07\/someday-shell-find-it-the-rainbow-connection.html","title":{"rendered":"Someday She&#8217;ll Find it, The Rainbow Connection"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p>A concerned citizen probes the sinister lawn sprinkler conspiracy and holds forth on the shocking changes which have take place in the laws of physics over the past 20 years.<\/p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s\">http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=w3qFdbUEq5s<\/a>\n<p>People like this are an argument for the necessity of grace in salvation.  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