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Best piece on Media\u2019s Obama Worship Ever!<\/a><\/p>\n

In other news, Henry Karlson and Morning\u2019s Minion <\/a>expressed disappointment with Obama\u2019s double homicide and ritual dismemberment of his victims, but reserved their real ire for simplistic Calvinistic Catholics who fail to appreciate the positive side of this cold-blooded crime and who reduce a complex, nuanced, full-orbed approach to Catholic social teaching to simplistic slogans like \u201cObama shot them right between the eyes while they begged for mercy and then cut up their bodies and put them in the trunk of his car.\u201d Asked to comment on Obama\u2019s gangland-style slaughter of an innocent couple in their quiet suburban home, Minion replied, \u201cI know you are, but what am I?\u201d while Karlson sighed, \u201cYeah, yeah. It always comes back to Murder. Whatever. Yawn!\u201d<\/p>\n

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