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A little humor to lighten the burden:<\/p>\n
A Jew, a Catholic, and an Episcopalian died and went to heaven. St. Peter met them and said to the Jew: \u201cYou ate bacon\u201d. He pulled the lever and down he went.<\/p>\n
The Catholic said to himself, \u201cI\u2019m not bound by kosher laws\u201d and strode confidently up to the Gate. St. Peter said, \u201cYou ate meat on a Friday in Lent!\u201d He pulled the lever and down he went.<\/p>\n
The Episcopalian said to himself, \u201cI don\u2019t have to observe these Romish pieties\u201d and strode confidently up to the Gate. St. Peter said, \u201cYou ate dinner with a *salad* fork!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Catholics! Remember that today you cannot eat this! Don\u2019t give any further thought to this delicious, tempting, scrumptious image. Put right out of your mind the heavenly aroma, the sumptuous taste, and the wonderful awesome goodness. You\u2019re welcome! A little humor to lighten the burden: A Jew, a Catholic, and an Episcopalian died and went […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,361],"class_list":["post-91834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-humor","tag-lent"],"yoast_head":"\n