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God said it. \u00a0I believe it. \u00a0That settles it.<\/p>\n
Of course, one reader dissents:<\/p>\n
We don\u2019t have a holder at all, so we set the roll on the side of the bathtub. We\u2019re anarchists.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Some people just want to watch the world burn.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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