{"id":92722,"date":"2015-05-27T00:29:13","date_gmt":"2015-05-27T07:29:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/?p=92722"},"modified":"2015-05-26T12:21:15","modified_gmt":"2015-05-26T19:21:15","slug":"how-to-deal-with-it-and-not-deal-with-it-when-yet-another-conservative-folk-hero-implodes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2015\/05\/how-to-deal-with-it-and-not-deal-with-it-when-yet-another-conservative-folk-hero-implodes.html","title":{"rendered":"How to Deal with It (and Not Deal with It) When Yet Another Conservative Folk Hero Implodes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

Conservative Catholics love to anoint folk heroes. \u00a0And we love to circle the wagons when those folk heroes implode and blame \u201cthe media\u201d or some \u201cliberal conspiracy\u201d or, in short, the victims. \u00a0We do it over and over. \u00a0We never learn, because we have completely convinced ourselves of the narrative which says that we are the Good Catholics, the Real Catholics, the True Catholics and all those liberal, pro-abort, fake CINO Catholics are clearly our inferiors.<\/p>\n

So we did it with Maciel, circling the wagons and blaming the victims and speculating on the liberal media conspiracy against the Church.<\/p>\n

We did it again with Euteneuer, because he was a true folk hero who told us what we wanted to hear about abortion.<\/p>\n

We did it again with Corapi, because he not only hit all the right notes on abortion, but he stroked his fake Special Forces pin that told us we could be pro-life and fantasize about military exploits and derring-do as we sat at our computers and supported an unjust war.<\/p>\n

We did it with Sarah Palin, a grifting quitter who blasphemed the sacrament of baptism by likening it to torture, but told us what we wanted to hear about our truly true patriotism.<\/p>\n

We did it with Cliven Bundy, as visible-from-space obvious a disaster as you could want, with his huge flag and his cowboy hat and his horse and his anti-government rhetoric that we gobbled up from Sean Hannity, threatening a shooting war and longing to use women and children as human shields\u2013right up until he came out with his completely predictable diatribe about how \u201cthe Negro\u201d would be better off picking cotton as a slave.<\/p>\n

And most recently, we did it with Josh Duggar, explaining that, in the words of Mike Huckabee, his molestation of his own sisters was \u201ca mistake\u201d. \u00a0No. \u00a0It was a sin and a crime. \u00a0And soft-pedaling it only invites the scorn such euphemism richly deserves. \u00a0The \u00a0penitential rite does not say, \u201cthrough my mistake, through my mistake, through my own most excusable mistake.\u201d<\/p>\n

But since that would imply that we are wrong to anoint folk heroes (and through them, ourselves) as Living Saints in contradistinction to all those accursed fake Catholic liberals, we don\u2019t say that. \u00a0Here, for instance, is\u00a0Matt Abbott<\/a>,\u00a0traditionalist Catholic, fixing the fault where it squarely belongs: \u00a0on the shoulders of \u201cthe\u00a0<\/span>liberal media\u201d who \u201care having a field day with this story. \u00a0Remember: if you\u2019re outspokenly conservative and desire to be in the public eye, you\u2019d better be squeaky-clean. \u00a0The left will still despise you, but at least they can\u2019t ruin you.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

Yes. \u00a0Those damn liberal media, reporting what actually happened and suggesting that if you have a crime like that on your record, it may be questionable for you to be held up as a role model, pontificate on family values, and have adoring conservative fanboi circle the wagons and blame somebody else for their anointing you a folk hero.<\/span>\u00a0 Yet again, the Party of Personal Responsibility points the finger at somebody else.<\/span><\/p>\n

What is particularly ironic is that Abbott cannot resist the urge to shift the blame to \u201cthe liberal media\u201d for yet another Conservative Folk Hero implosion, even though he has sitting in front him an actual example of how to really deal with such fiascos. \u00a0For, almost as an afterthought, he publishes Dawn Eden\u2019s<\/a> sane response to the Duggar implosion:<\/p>\n

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As a Catholic Christian, as a victim of childhood sexual abuse, and as an author who has met hundreds of fellow victims and their families, I find the Duggars\u2019 statement to be a sad caricature of what it should be. The use of the word \u2018mistakes\u2019 to describe what are in fact crimes is deeply offensive to victims \u2013 all victims \u2013 and compounds their pain. It is effectively a re-victimization.<\/p>\n

Yes, God forgives, but where there is forgiveness, there has to be an admission of sin. The family\u2019s statement indicates they are in denial and have not fully acknowledged the enormity of Josh\u2019s crimes.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

He should have simply published that. \u00a0But no. \u00a0He had to find a way to blame \u201cthe liberal media\u201d. \u00a0Because nothing is ever *really* the fault of the Party of Personal Responsibility.<\/p>\n

God grant the swift arrival of the day when Catholics cease to anoint Folk Heroes, and stop playing \u201cI know you are but what am I?\u201d games when those heroes inevitably show their feet of clay. \u00a0Free us from the clutches of the Culture War and the need to reduce sins to \u201cmistakes\u201d lest we lose face to our ideological enemies. \u00a0Help us to put the victims of sins, not our need to win, first. \u00a0Grant this through Christ our Lord. \u00a0Amen.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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