{"id":93522,"date":"2015-07-25T00:31:28","date_gmt":"2015-07-25T07:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/?p=93522"},"modified":"2015-07-23T13:43:00","modified_gmt":"2015-07-23T20:43:00","slug":"monster-to-frankenstein-national-committee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2015\/07\/monster-to-frankenstein-national-committee.html","title":{"rendered":"Monster to Frankenstein National Committee"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"http:\/\/ti.me\/1gQ1fyp\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">\u201cI will be with you on your wedding night.\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The impressive thing continues to be watching American Movement Conservatism, which is *entirely* to blame for the creation of this Monster, trying to figure out a way to escape its sick love for him while blaming somebody, anybody, else for its own nihilistic and depraved acts. \u00a0It\u2019s the liberal media\u2019s fault! \u00a0He\u2019s a Democrat mole! It\u2019s anybody but us that has created the huge dilemma we are in and turned this gross lout into a folk hero our extremely scary base adores!<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s how it\u2019s done, GOP:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I confess to almighty God<br>\nand to you, my brothers and sisters,<br>\nthat I have greatly sinned<br>\nin my thoughts and in my words,<br>\nin what I have done,<br>\nand in what I have failed to do;<br>\nthrough my fault, through my fault,<br>\nthrough my most grievous fault;<br>\ntherefore I ask blessed Mary ever-Virgin,<br>\nall the Angels and Saints,<br>\nand you, my brothers and sisters,<br>\nto pray for me to the Lord our God.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Something along those lines would be good.  I realize you are a secular party and some of that Catholic and Christians stuff is more than you can stomach.  But something where the Party of Personal Responsibility tries the novelty of, you know, taking responsibility would be a refreshing change of pace.  You might even ponder the possibility of reflecting on *why* you have made the choices you\u2019ve been making over the past decade or two and consider the possibility, not only of contrition, but of a firm purpose of amendment.<\/p>\n<p>Change is, in fact, possible.  But it starts with admitting you are to blame for your own incredibly bad choices.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cI will be with you on your wedding night.\u201d The impressive thing continues to be watching American Movement Conservatism, which is *entirely* to blame for the creation of this Monster, trying to figure out a way to escape its sick love for him while blaming somebody, anybody, else for its own nihilistic and depraved acts. 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