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\u2026without this<\/a>:<\/p>\n

$\"Star$ <\/p>\n

Dear The Internet: If you truly believe that Christmas is about the Spirit of Giving\u2013and if \u00a0you do not want me to post the Star Wars Holiday Special<\/em>\u2013I am confident that you will respond to my ~~threats<\/del> pleas with alacrity. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n~~

The Dark Side: Helping Black Friday be as Black as possible.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"