{"id":97236,"date":"2016-09-14T10:30:46","date_gmt":"2016-09-14T17:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/admin.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/?p=97236"},"modified":"2016-09-14T10:30:46","modified_gmt":"2016-09-14T17:30:46","slug":"cant-resist-fat-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/markshea\/2016\/09\/cant-resist-fat-jokes.html","title":{"rendered":"Can’t. Resist. Fat. Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

After A Sphere Mercy<\/em> the other day (of which I am perhaps sinfully proud) I\u2019ve been thinking of more fat (and other terrible) jokes and posting them on FB (which is what prompted Peter Holmes to write a Thomistic analysis of Dad Jokes).<\/p>\n

Today, I wrote \u201cI\u2019m not saying I\u2019m fat, but instead of a body double, I have a double body.\u201d<\/p>\n

This prompted somebody (who had missed all the other, non-fat, jokes) to write asking \u201cWhat\u2019s with all the fat jokes?\u201d<\/p>\n

I replied, \u201cI\u2019m on a roll.\u201d<\/p>\n

Ah me. \u00a0I slay me.<\/p>\n

Feel free to add your own terrible jokes below.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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