Monkey in Kenya causes four hour blackout!<\/a><\/p>\n\u201cGod always forgives, we men forgive sometimes, but nature never forgives. If you give her a slap, she will give you one.\u201d \u2013 Pope Francis<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Suicide squirrel attacks and hospitalizes politician who criticized squirrels! Monkey in Kenya causes four hour blackout! \u201cGod always forgives, we men forgive sometimes, but nature never forgives. If you give her a slap, she will give you one.\u201d \u2013 Pope Francis<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-98164","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-humor"],"yoast_head":"\n
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