Get your children vaccinated against communicable diseases<\/a>\u201c) until we bury ourselves in a landslide of massively foreseeable consequences. Then we wrack our brains about \u201cWhy God allowed this evil.\u201d Why did *you* allow it? Why did you go out of your way to make sure it happened?<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"People have a superstition that an angry God slowly simmers for years and years and then finally says, \u201cRight! That\u2019s *IT*!\u201d and then rains down destruction in a temper tantrum over some sin or other. In reality, God does everything he possibly can do to save us, up to and including suffering crucifixion for us, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[626],"class_list":["post-99132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-vaccination-wars"],"yoast_head":"\n
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