And sends his reworking of a classic along:<\/p>\n
TO TRUMP\u2019S \u201cCATHOLIC\u201d FANBOYS
\n(with apologies to Sir Arthur Sullivan\u2019s Onward, Christian Soldiers)
\nBy R. J. STOVE<\/p>\nOnward, chic apostates!
\nVote for endless war
\nWith The Donald\u2019s hairpiece
\nMarching on before,
\nBacked by every playboy,
\nEvery Murdoch stooge!
\nWe don\u2019t know his policies,
\nBut we know they\u2019re \u201cyuge\u201d!<\/p>\nREFRAIN: Onward, chic apostates!
\nVote for endless war
\nWith The Donald\u2019s hairpiece
\nMarching on before!<\/p>\nSee the Chief Draft-Dodger
\nSmash Islamic State!
\nSee the sweatshop owner
\nMake job prospects great!
\nHear Hugh Hefner\u2019s avatar
\nCall himself \u201cpro-life\u201d!
\nWatch him date his daughter
\nOnce he\u2019s humped your wife!<\/p>\nREFRAIN: Onward, chic apostates!
\nVote for endless war
\nWith The Donald\u2019s hairpiece
\nMarching on before!<\/p>\nOverrated losers,
\nQuit your jealous gripes!
\nChrist is superseded
\nBy the Stars and Stripes!
\nVlad Putin will never
\nLeave us in the lurch!
\nTime we grabbed more p*ssy!
\nPorn\u2019s our One True Church!<\/p>\nREFRAIN: Onward, chic apostates!
\nVote for endless war
\nWith The Donald\u2019s hairpiece
\nMarching on before!<\/p>\nBlessed Virgin Coulter,
\nPray to Trump for me!
\nNow thy coronation
\nCrowns my rosary!
\nTrump will whump the towel-heads,
\nTrump will build the Wall!
\nIf we\u2019ve any wetbacks left,
\nWe\u2019ll abort them all!<\/p>\nREFRAIN: Onward chic apostates,
\nVote for endless war!
\nWith the Donald\u2019s hairpiece
\nMarching on before!<\/p><\/blockquote>\nOutside the US, lots of conservative Catholics have not lost their minds and are looking at us and wondering how we lost ours.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
And sends his reworking of a classic along: TO TRUMP\u2019S \u201cCATHOLIC\u201d FANBOYS (with apologies to Sir Arthur Sullivan\u2019s Onward, Christian Soldiers) By R. J. STOVE Onward, chic apostates! Vote for endless war With The Donald\u2019s hairpiece Marching on before, Backed by every playboy, Every Murdoch stooge! We don\u2019t know his policies, But we know they\u2019re […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":92,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[859],"class_list":["post-99786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-life-in-the-banana-republic-of-trumps-amerikkka"],"yoast_head":"\n
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