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Another story from the apocryphal gospels of the childhood of Jesus. The fact is it never happened and it was never written. I just thought this was funny in a cute kind of way.<\/p>\n

I have two books on Amazon\u2026 one of just cartoons and one with cartoons and my thoughts about vision: CLICK HERE<\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"