{"id":11225,"date":"2012-05-13T06:12:33","date_gmt":"2012-05-13T10:12:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nakedpastor.com\/?p=11225"},"modified":"2012-05-13T06:12:33","modified_gmt":"2012-05-13T10:12:33","slug":"prayer-from-the-cell-made-you-sin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/2012\/05\/prayer-from-the-cell-made-you-sin\/","title":{"rendered":"prayer from the cell: made you sin"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/328\/2012\/05\/mothers-day.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11226\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/328\/2012\/05\/mothers-day.jpg\" alt=\"God made me sin by wishing him Happy Mother's Day.\" width=\"320\" height=\"480\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>God is not orthodox. In the scriptures, God doesn\u2019t punish bad theology. It\u2019s behavior that is the concern. Specifically, behavior towards others.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, Happy Mother\u2019s Day to all who will receive it!<\/p>\n<p><em>(I thought I would ramp up my prayers from the cell. My hilarious friend <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/benjaminandsarah\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">Mike Myers<\/a> suggested I do this and told me how to do it with my iPhone. This could be a whole new level of fun.)<\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>God is not orthodox. In the scriptures, God doesn\u2019t punish bad theology. It\u2019s behavior that is the concern. Specifically, behavior towards others. Anyway, Happy Mother\u2019s Day to all who will receive it! (I thought I would ramp up my prayers from the cell. 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