{"id":11451,"date":"2012-06-11T05:46:36","date_gmt":"2012-06-11T09:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nakedpastor.com\/?p=11451"},"modified":"2012-06-11T05:46:36","modified_gmt":"2012-06-11T09:46:36","slug":"t-shirt-idea-unhappenness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/2012\/06\/t-shirt-idea-unhappenness\/","title":{"rendered":"t-shirt idea: unhappenness"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><a href=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/328\/2012\/06\/unhappens.jpg\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11452\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/328\/2012\/06\/unhappens.jpg\" alt='t-shirt idea \"shit unhappens\"' width=\"500\" height=\"500\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sure. Shit happens. But shit also unhappens.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve seen it in my own life recently. Shit happened. Then it unhappened.<\/p>\n<p>When it happened I was unhappy. When it unhappened I was happy.<\/p>\n<p>Shit unhappens.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>Hey! I gave people the wrong link last night to my new Sophia drawing \u201crelease\u201d. Read the post <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nakedpastor.com\/2012\/06\/10\/new-sophia-drawing-release\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">here<\/a>. Buy <a href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/101828976\/sophia-release-original\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">the original drawing<\/a>. Or, buy <a href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/101829078\/sophia-release-print\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">a print<\/a> of this drawing.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure. Shit happens. But shit also unhappens. I\u2019ve seen it in my own life recently. Shit happened. Then it unhappened. When it happened I was unhappy. When it unhappened I was happy. Shit unhappens. Hey! I gave people the wrong link last night to my new Sophia drawing \u201crelease\u201d. Read the post here. Buy the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":349,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[2502,540,1111,2663,2668,340,187],"class_list":["post-11451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cartoons","tag-cartoonc","tag-comic","tag-david-hayward","tag-nakedpastord","tag-shit-unhappens","tag-t-shirt","tag-tee"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>t-shirt idea: unhappenness<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Sure. Shit happens. 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