{"id":12224,"date":"2012-10-03T07:13:42","date_gmt":"2012-10-03T11:13:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nakedpastor.com\/?p=12224"},"modified":"2012-10-03T07:13:42","modified_gmt":"2012-10-03T11:13:42","slug":"church-in-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/2012\/10\/church-in-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"church in bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-12225\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/328\/2012\/10\/church-in-bed-500x500.jpg\" alt=\"church in bed cartoon drawing by nakedpastor david hayward\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\"><br>\n<strong><span style=\"color: #a52a2a\">Purchase the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.haywardart.com\/church-in-bed\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">original drawing or a print<\/a>\u00a0of this cartoon!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It was great when our teenage kids got cellphones. That way we could always keep in touch with them. If there was ever any trouble we were only a call away at any time of day. Beautiful!<\/p>\n<p>But we also discovered that cellphones are a great way to actually conceal your location. We did consider GPS chips under their skin, but\u2026<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Purchase the original drawing or a print\u00a0of this cartoon! It was great when our teenage kids got cellphones. That way we could always keep in touch with them. If there was ever any trouble we were only a call away at any time of day. Beautiful! 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