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$\"hole$ <\/p>\n

This one always makes me chuckle. <\/p>\n

Even though there aren\u2019t real holes in the floor, how many of you have been dropped through a proverbial one?<\/p>\n

Here\u2019s another way of looking at it: think of it as an escape hatch!<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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