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$\"a$ <\/p>\n

Hopefully, and if so, fortunately, most churches and pastors aren\u2019t like this. But there are enough of them out there that it can make it dangerous for some folks.<\/p>\n

Like this poor guy here. He\u2019s trying to find a place. But sooner or later there\u2019s not going to be anything left of him.<\/p>\n

You can purchase my art and prints HERE<\/a>!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"