{"id":12762,"date":"2013-01-11T08:47:20","date_gmt":"2013-01-11T12:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nakedpastor.com\/?p=12762"},"modified":"2013-01-11T08:47:20","modified_gmt":"2013-01-11T12:47:20","slug":"jesus-messes-with-the-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/2013\/01\/jesus-messes-with-the-food\/","title":{"rendered":"jesus messes with the food"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><figure id=\"attachment_12763\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12763\" style=\"width: 590px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-12763\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/328\/2013\/01\/messing-with-food-590x590.jpg\" alt=\"jesus messing with the food cartoon by nakedpastor david hayward\" width=\"590\" height=\"590\"><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-12763\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u201cJesus Messing With the Food\u201d (ink &amp; colored pencil, 8\u2033x8\u2033)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/p><p>No, this isn\u2019t in the bible. But it makes a good story, doesn\u2019t it?<\/p>\n<p>I suppose if this were today and Jesus was resurrecting people, his handlers might want his campaign to be able to assert, <em>\u201cThis has not been tested on animals.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So much for turkey dinner.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong><span style=\"color: #a52a2a\">Buy <a href=\"http:\/\/nakedpastor.etsy.com\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">original art<\/a>!<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, this isn\u2019t in the bible. But it makes a good story, doesn\u2019t it? I suppose if this were today and Jesus was resurrecting people, his handlers might want his campaign to be able to assert, \u201cThis has not been tested on animals.\u201d So much for turkey dinner. 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