\u201cThe Trinity Pillow Talks\u201d (click on image to shop for a print of it)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/p>This cartoon is wrong on so many leves\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\nGod, the Trinity, can\u2019t be seen, and if he could be he certainly wouldn\u2019t look like that!<\/p>\n
God neither slumbers nor sleeps.<\/p>\n
God doesn\u2019t \u201cgo\u201d to church.<\/p>\n
God knows he wouldn\u2019t necessarily be missed because he understands that an institution may linger without the spirit of its founder for centuries.<\/p>\n
But this cartoon is right on so many levels\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\nIt makes me laugh (yes, I laugh at my own jokes).<\/p>\n
I hope it makes you laugh today too. Laughing is good.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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