{"id":14839,"date":"2013-10-12T08:21:42","date_gmt":"2013-10-12T12:21:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/?p=14839"},"modified":"2013-10-12T08:21:43","modified_gmt":"2013-10-12T12:21:43","slug":"ten-signs-your-pastor-is-a-zombie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/2013\/10\/ten-signs-your-pastor-is-a-zombie\/","title":{"rendered":"ten signs your pastor is a zombie"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><figure id=\"attachment_14840\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14840\" style=\"width: 550px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/2013\/10\/ten-signs-your-pastor-is-a-zombie\/pastor-zombie\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-14840\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-14840\" title=\"pastor zombie\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/328\/2013\/10\/pastor-zombie-550x528.jpg\" alt=\"pastor zombie cartoon by nakedpastor david hayward\" width=\"550\" height=\"528\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-14840\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u201cPastor Zombie\u201d (by nakedpastor David Hayward)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/p><p><em>(*** You can order a reproduction of this cartoon <a href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/165537034\/zombie-pastor-print\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">in my shop<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I did this cartoon a few years ago. It was in good fun. Meant to get a laugh. Poking fun at myself as a pastor and pastors who can self deprecate in healthy ways.<\/p>\n<p>I hope it brings at least a smile to your face.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s <strong>World Zombie Day<\/strong> here and there. Run for your lives!<\/p>\n<p><em>(<strong>An invitation:<\/strong> We have a lot of fun together in our <a href=\"http:\/\/thelastingsupper.com\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">online community<\/a>. Come check us out!)<\/em><\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(*** You can order a reproduction of this cartoon in my shop) I did this cartoon a few years ago. It was in good fun. Meant to get a laugh. Poking fun at myself as a pastor and pastors who can self deprecate in healthy ways. 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