{"id":15091,"date":"2013-11-21T09:42:34","date_gmt":"2013-11-21T13:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/?p=15091"},"modified":"2013-11-21T09:42:35","modified_gmt":"2013-11-21T13:42:35","slug":"jesus-wants-you-on-the-love-seat-not-the-hot-seat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/2013\/11\/jesus-wants-you-on-the-love-seat-not-the-hot-seat\/","title":{"rendered":"Jesus wants you on the love seat not the hot seat"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><figure id=\"attachment_15092\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-15092\" style=\"width: 550px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/2013\/11\/jesus-wants-you-on-the-love-seat-not-the-hot-seat\/loveseat\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-15092\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-15092\" title=\"loveseat\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/328\/2013\/11\/loveseat-550x550.jpg\" alt=\"love seat hot seat jesus cartoon by nakedpastor david hayward\" width=\"550\" height=\"550\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-15092\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u201cJesus and the Love Seat\u201d (by nakedpastor David Hayward)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/p><p>You can buy a <a href=\"love%20seat%20hot%20seat%20jesus%20cartoon%20by%20nakedpastor%20david%20hayward\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\">print of this cartoon<\/a>, as well as more of my art, by visiting <a href=\"http:\/\/nakedpastor.etsy.com\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">my 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