{"id":15104,"date":"2013-11-24T08:33:13","date_gmt":"2013-11-24T12:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/?p=15104"},"modified":"2013-11-24T08:33:15","modified_gmt":"2013-11-24T12:33:15","slug":"one-pastors-way-to-improve-his-church","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/2013\/11\/one-pastors-way-to-improve-his-church\/","title":{"rendered":"one pastor&#8217;s way to improve his church"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><p><figure id=\"attachment_15105\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-15105\" style=\"width: 550px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/2013\/11\/one-pastors-way-to-improve-his-church\/improve-church\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-15105\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-15105\" title=\"improve church\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/328\/2013\/11\/improve-church-550x528.jpg\" alt=\"improve church cartoon by nakedpastor david hayward\" width=\"550\" height=\"528\"><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-15105\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">\u201cImprove Church\u201d (by nakedpastor David Hayward)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/p><p>I\u2019ll be honest. There were times when I thought the church would improve without a certain person.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, it\u2019s only happened a few times, but I\u2019ve had to ask people to leave our <a href=\"http:\/\/thelastingsupper.com\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">online community The Lasting Supper<\/a> because of bullying or abuse. It\u2019s rare though, thankfully.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m sure pastors have felt their church improved as soon as I left. Or was removed.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever. This isn\u2019t meant to be serious. This is meant to be funny. This is an older cartoon that I\u2019ve always liked, so I thought I would re-share it with you.<\/p>\n<p>Be careful what you ask for.<\/p>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ll be honest. There were times when I thought the church would improve without a certain person. 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