{"id":9544,"date":"2011-10-28T06:11:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-28T10:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nakedpastor.com\/?p=9544"},"modified":"2011-10-28T06:11:00","modified_gmt":"2011-10-28T10:11:00","slug":"zombie-christ","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/nakedpastor\/2011\/10\/zombie-christ\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Christ"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<\/head>

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Halloween\u2019s approaching!<\/p>\n

Jesus warned:<\/p>\n

Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You travel over land and sea to win a single convert, and when he becomes one, you make him twice as much a son of hell as you are.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

How have things changed? Those Jesus was talking to thought they were doing good. Can we hear the warning?<\/p>\n

What you see in this graphic cartoon is the version of Christianity that believes we have been commissioned to go into all the world and make everybody just like us. Like zombies, it is a mindless and inhumane affair, obsessed with consuming everyone in its path.<\/p>\n

(NOTE: I\u2019m toying with the idea of doing a whole graphic novel around this theme.<\/strong><\/em>)<\/p>\n

Acquire the original drawing<\/a>.
\nBuy a print of this cartoon<\/a>.<\/p>\n

(Download my ebook \u201cnakedpastor 101\u201d for .99\u00a2<\/strong>.) To download the ebook, \u2013> click here!<\/a>\u00a0<\u2013<\/p>\n

Order your hard copy:<\/strong><\/p>\n

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