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Ya\u2026 there\u2019s no lack of zombie themes in the bible.<\/p>\n

Angels are scary. That\u2019s why they are always reported as saying, \u201cDon\u2019t be afraid!\u201d At least they are very, very serious.<\/p>\n

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