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One of the things I found very frustrating within the church was the limitations put upon my mind. Especially for a pastor. I was under constant scrutiny. I know this is true for people all across the church spectrum. Chewing on the same outdated thinking over and over again. Thinking outside of the box is prohibited and punishable. This doesn\u2019t produce transformation. Just conformation. <\/p>\n

Of course I didn\u2019t live according to the limitations. <\/p>\n

Of course this got me in trouble.<\/p>\n

Of course I\u2019d do it again.<\/p>\n

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