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Edited to update: This is a parody. Not real. Oh, drat, I was so eager to believe that Pat Robertson was this ignorant. Carry on.<\/p>\n

Just going to put this here. Talk among yourselves. Either paw-paw needs a nursing home, or a basic biology class!<\/p>\n

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Edited to update: This is a parody. Not real. Oh, drat, I was so eager to believe that Pat Robertson was this ignorant. Carry on. Just going to put this here. Talk among yourselves. Either paw-paw needs a nursing home, or a basic biology class! 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