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A friend of mine wrote and acted in this, and it won a local LDS video contest. It\u2019s got some New York insider jokes and references (Duck Beach is a non-Church-sponsored \u201cMormon Spring Break\u201d for example.) Plus it has my cousin Colette in it.<\/p>\n

When it came out, I\u2019d been thinking about vampires and Mormons<\/a>, and recruited Heidi Harris to write this great bit on Mormon vampires<\/a>. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<\/iframe>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine wrote and acted in this, and it won a local LDS video contest. It\u2019s got some New York insider jokes and references (Duck Beach is a non-Church-sponsored \u201cMormon Spring Break\u201d for example.) Plus it has my cousin Colette in it. When it came out, I\u2019d been thinking about vampires and Mormons, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":314,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"yoast_head":"\n<title>"How long have you been eighteen?" 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