{"id":1051,"date":"2007-06-16T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-16T08:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/orthodixie\/2007\/06\/how-many-orthodox-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb.html"},"modified":"2007-06-16T08:00:00","modified_gmt":"2007-06-16T08:00:00","slug":"how-many-orthodox-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/orthodixie\/2007\/06\/how-many-orthodox-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb.html","title":{"rendered":"How many Orthodox does it take to change a light bulb?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC \"-\/\/W3C\/\/DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional\/\/EN\" \"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/TR\/REC-html40\/loose.dtd\">\n<html><head><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><meta http-equiv=\"content-type\" content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\"><\/head><body><div><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/wp-media.patheos.com\/blogs\/sites\/399\/blogger\/_iTncioBQZNk\/RnNcFheaI7I\/AAAAAAAAAQY\/x5oiHUwKKBE\/s320\/light_bulb.jpg\" border=\"0\"><font color=\"#ff0000\" size=\"5\">R<\/font>ecently, at dinner with a group of Orthodox Christians \u2013 both Cradles and Converts \u2014 the topic of Evangelism came up. We\u2019d all just finished worshipping together, the same God, same Creed, same Communion, same Church \u2026 when a man who\u2019d spent his whole life within the bosom of the Orthodox Church said: \u201cYou do know that we Orthodox don\u2019t evangelize \u2026 don\u2019t you?\u201d\n<p>He was dead serious. I was speechless \u2026<\/p>\n<p>I ended up practicing one of my religious survival techniques \u2026 I bit my tongue, smiled pleasantly, and nodded my head. Sure enough! It worked \u2026 soon, the topic changed!<\/p>\n<p>Now, you might consider that a cop-out but, really, what would have been the point? What fruit would argument bear? What would change?<\/p>\n<p>You know how we Orthodox are about change, don\u2019t you?<\/p>\n<p>How many Orthodox does it take to change a light bulb?<\/p>\n<p>WHAT! You can\u2019t change that light bulb \u2013 my grandfather donated that light bulb!<\/p>\n<p>Then again, you\u2019re most likely also aware of how Orthodox evangelize \u2026<\/p>\n<p>Poorly.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I said it \u2026<\/p>\n<p><em><font size=\"4\">The Orthodixie Podcast on <\/font><\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/ancientfaithradio.com\/\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"><em><font size=\"4\">Ancient Faith Radio<\/font><\/em><\/a><em><font size=\"4\">.<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><font size=\"1\">Image <\/font><\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.physics.uiowa.edu\/adventure\/fall_2005\/oct_15-05.html\" class=\" decorated-link\" target=\"_blank\"><em><font size=\"1\">Source<\/font><\/em><\/a> <\/p><\/div>\n<\/body><\/html>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recently, at dinner with a group of Orthodox Christians \u2013 both Cradles and Converts \u2014 the topic of Evangelism came up. 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